See! Puppets, muppets, spooky dolls and dummies can not, under any circumstances be trusted! "It never ends well," she says with a head shake that conveys her confidence in this statement.

She shrugs a bit at that. "I figured I'd see what the whole 'citizen improvement' thing was about." Yes, she uses air quotes. "I'm not a big fan of mass improvement or theater, but I heard the dance party was cancelled and what else is a girl gonna do?"