To be honest, Alcide is still having trouble being afraid of a computer and whatever a computer might have its minions do to him. After seeing the horrible, terrible things that Vampires, Shifters, Fae and Humans can do to each other, he's pretty sure that anything else is a walk in the park. Add to that that Alcide has a hard time play acting anything, well... there ya go.

"Sorry about your mom." He says. "Was your dad in the picture?"

In the end, he thinks college is overrated and overpriced. He's done just fine with the company his dad tried to run into the ground without a college education, thanks very much. It might not be a glamorous job, but he's good at it.

When she says she's still whelmed, Alcide grins and ducks his head with a nod. "Me too." Everything. All of it. Right back at her.